Chris Kolling

I used to carve out a living by getting beat up by ninja turtles, skiing off small cliffs, and driving hazardous materials around in a giant tank truck. Now I communicate thoughts and emotions with small shapes placed in a very specific order. My hobbies include striving to perfect the transmission of kinetic energy from my body into an external target, combining angular momentum with friction to avoid falling over at high speed, and learning to create new things from their component parts.

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